Odds & Sods for Fancy Pants

Cast, In order of appearance              
Gallivant                
Britches                
Rigmarole                
Hoodwink                
Skull duggery                
Flummoxed                
Shenanigans                
Brouhaha                
Whatsit                
Jalopy                
     
I'll gallivant round in my old patched britches              
deaf to the rigmarole of dressing chic,        
cos they hoodwink us with ads selling pants with fancy stitches                  
and there, in ads, lie their skull duggery...       
             
And then, I'm damn-well flummoxed, (here, ads go crazy)            
at the shenanigans and brouhaha they use to sell us                  
a thingymagig, a whatsit? Ah... yes, a rusting jalopy!          
         
With support from          
various Odds & Sods.