Fungus Anyone

Fungus creeping under my toes
Athlete's Foot everyone
In case you didn't know
Was showering at some flea-bag motel
This dopey girl chose the place
Wanted to fuck, even if it looked like hell
Itching, burning, peeling skin
She pisses me off
I'm going to rub it on her chin
Toes, number 4 & 5
Have it the worst
This is because of my sex drive
Peroxide cures from what I read  
It's a safer remedy
Don't want it to spread
Just remember girls as I said before
You piss me off
I'll stick my fungus toes in your backdoor!!!