Crackman

      “Vomit stains in the front-shit stains in the back
His everyday soul mission in life is smoking crack,
      “His superhuman abilities from crack are uncharacteristically unique
Giving him the worldwide nickname ‘Smoke Daddy the Super Freak’,

      “He has the telepathic power to eliminate soap and water on the spot
Forever remaining funky with also the ability to transform any substance into crack rock,
      “His slightest touch will cause anyone to become a crack addict
Having them constantly scratching and going to the extremes to support their habit,

      “The mention of rehab makes him restless, because he refuse to entertain it
As he starts to cuss, fart and dance in disturbed patterns like he caught the Holy Spirit,
      “Eyes always red as hell because of his search for crack day and night
That’s why in almost every bathroom around the world he has a stashed crack pipe,

      “In Hong Kong they accidently flushed his pipe in a bathroom stall
He was in withdrawals so bad he smoked three miles of the Chinese Great Wall,
      “Flying back to America he fell asleep while taking a shit
Crashing in Mississippi and waking up face down in a sugar ditch,

      “Every 1st and 15th of the month he always demand a drug dealers stash
If they refuse someone will catch a laser in the ass,
      “The international space station he uses for his own personal smoke house
Utilized when he catches a stray asteroid to universally smoke out,

      “For fifteen to twenty days afterwards he floats comatose in open space
His actions has earned him a unanimous international arrest warrant case,
      “All who tried to enforce the warrant has become an addict themself
Displaying the same aggressive behavior when offered any type of help,

      “Any who are offered help in an instant he will come
Releasing nerve gas from the ass and coughing up a black disease from the lung,
      “Within many cities around the world the residence had to evacuate
Until the funk from his shit-crusted ass fully begin to dissipate,

      “Those affected by his addicting touch is immune to any human disease
Cancer, aids, Covid-it even eliminates if a woman menstrual bleed,
      “But to Smoke Daddy the Super Freak’ milk is his kryptonite
That is why all animals who produces milk are hid from his vengeful sight”.