Make a decision, grab the gun

Tell me why I should call you tomorrow?
Can't you see I think you're an asshole
Yeah the sex is explosive, but the arguments we have are catastrophic!
You want me to call you huh?
Ok! Well I'll call you tomorrow
You just want to fuck & fight
You'll get you're way
Just one thing though...
When we do argue, which I'm sure we will
Let's make it interesting
Leave a loaded gun on the table
Since many of our fights are verbal & physical
Let's see if we can make the argument so heated that one of us may reach for the gun
Sounds great!
I'll see you then
Sleep well!