Roses are whatever

roses are red
Violets are blue
This formats clichéd
Try something new

roses are black
tulips are white
you and I are as different
as day is to night

roses will bloom
but then they will die
lovers live bliss
but soon they will cry

roses are red
carnations are cheap
settle for those
if your pockets aren't deep

roses are thorny
couplets are corny
you are just waiting
for me to say horny

roses are red
love fills me with dread
it never lasts
it starts then its dead

roses are red
violets are blue
unless you're color blind

Roses are red
except late at night
we could argue about it
but let's fuck, not fight

Roses are red
and expensive as hell
just compliment her
it works just as well