Tool Few Tools, Eerily Well Worshipped

Vice grip, a tool
bought by husbands
for wives of fools
based on the name alone
this I cannot condone
 
Some pliers  
will do
or as she'd have them called,
two iron pads that can  
make you holler and hoot
Hammers,
must be metal pounders,
shovels, earth gougers
and staplers  
paperclips that can shoot,  
stay astute,
that tool shed  remains a dangerous room
and it's a red flag when  
pole for flight of hag
refers to her brooms,
gotta hand it to these
handy witches