Keep up the pretence all you want MSM - but this canny Bajan/Brit ain't buying it!

 
By Stanley Collymore  
 
For it's truly a pointless exercise,  
other that clickbait initiating,  
that you're literally really  
embarking on; since effectively the only  
people that you're basically impressing  
are gullible fools, and simply hard-core  
sycophants who'll literally, distinctively  
and irrefutably unquestionably believe  
whatever is undoubtedly said to them,  
and effectively you already have them  
In your grasp, so in reality what you're  
undoubtedly, actually doing is literally  
and rather callously clearly exploiting  
them, while in essence, simply telling  
them nothing, as distinctively you are  
yourselves, in a very similar situation,  
totally bereft, of any real information!  
 
But I guess that your practice of very  
avariciously financially exploiting  
these pathetic morons simply  
has to go on! Meanwhile the Daily Mail  
rather laughably quite literally gave the  
game away when it distinctly said that  
understandably it clearly believes that  
Kate has actually been out and about  
So realistically the shit that they were  
giving out, was truly a made up story!  
And that then, is literally the situation  
with the rest of your MSM. Therefore,  
you quite naturally in your obsession  
with Kate Middleton, and distinctively  
her unquestionably very unexplained  
disappearance, are really specifically  
being literally, categorically lied to by  
the Palace! So you quite deliberately,  
lyingly pretend that you're actually in  
the know, when obviously you're not,  
and stupidly go on in this obsession  
of yours, to then evidently pass your  
actually, quite discernible ignorance  
off as - my shrewd interpretation - a  
truly legitimate genuine concern for,  
my words, St. Waity Kate Middleton.  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
29 May 2024.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
There's a familiar Barbadian saying that if someone is actually, quite absolutely, so stupid as to allow himself or herself to basically and repetitively be brazenly conned; then obviously, that individual deserves to be done!  
 
Personally, to actually literally reiterate my already stated and as well adhered to point of view on this simply blatantly preposterous matter, cancer is no more a relevant factor in this discernibly unquestionably, now longstanding farce, as monstrous snow showers are imminently about to threaten Barbados this Summer taking into actual consideration that Barbados doesn't have any Winters for effectively quite obvious reasons!  
 
The realistic truth is simply this; literally you're being quite unscrupulously had, and it's being done because those crucially carrying out these shenanigans clearly know what a bunch of entrenched and dimwittedly feudal mind-set morons the lot of you naturally are. And essentially, there are your Sarah Rigby to your very obviously Gareth Jones. The difference however between Gareth Jones and full, first rate pillocks like you, is that Gareth Jones had the balls to simply resist his odious treatment and in effect, actually do something obviously positive about his treatment by Sarah Rigby, who is in effect now exposed for what she really is and is likewise too, a convicted felon! You can research that story in the Daily Mail, requisite Sarah Rigby,41, student nurse and Gareth Jones, her Project Manager 40 years old and how she abusively treated him. Then look at yourselves honestly in the mirror and see which of the two of these persons you actually are!  
 
But you simply, actually won’t, I know. Because in addition to being feudal serfs and as well pathetic sycophants you're clearly undeniably as well rather masochistic in your blatant stupidity; yet fatuously passing yourselves off as rather prime elements of your discernibly pathetic, delusional master race. Lol! I honestly suggest you not only quite urgently see competent psychiatrists but essentially too make crucial appointments as well with Specsavers! For you're being truly had, big time!    
   
Personally, I obviously don't really give a bloody toss about Saint Waitie Kate Middleton, any more than your sort effectively actually do about Meghan; the difference really being that unlike you and your lying rightwing rags that are quite utterly obsessed with Meghan but not simply evidently quite lyingly denying it even to yourselves, Kate simply exists with me distinctly in my role as a journalist only, that unquestionably, obviously only seeks to put the record straight. And undeniably, whether Kate Middleton distinctly, effectively does discernibly carry on living or obviously specifically dies is quite bluntly not of the slightest interest to me, any more so than what you lot have for breakfast, if indeed you do have any!  

And steeped in two cultures British and my Barbadian one, with the latter really effectively having precedence over the former throughout my entire life; it significantly stipulates these categorical factors: Not to fear anyone or anything including Death which must be welcomed and embraced as a close and dear friend; not as an enemy: and not simply because it is inevitable! But similarly also because it's a great leveller of the self-entitled as well as the generally looked down upon for whatever prejudicial reasons available at the time, that are malevolently and egregiously odiously undertaken! Likewise I should never be afraid to honestly speak the truth to whomsoever I find it actually to do so. And unequivocally I undoubtedly am not! Regardless of how important or quite self-entitled they think that they are!

So I'll now sign off these remarks of mine in evident fulsome praise of Cancer being the Great Leveller that it most certainly is.