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Dick
Why am I being such a dick
Okay I love her
But I told her not to stick
That thing up there
She is such a great chick
She even called me Sir
Before I got a good kick
On my bare derrière
Now you know why I feel sick
I thought life was fair
I really thought I was the dick
When in fact it was all her
Published 5th May 2024
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5th May 2024 3:32pm
That’s my reply to your reply to her reply… don’t push me into the claws of that kitten…and she fucking called me Sir.. can you believe that ?!
5th May 2024 3:39pm
Listen you two always want me to take you into my room. I cannot stop her.
The dick was used... quiet a bit I recall. lol
The dick was used... quiet a bit I recall. lol
5th May 2024 3:42pm
Oooo… you’re mean … both of you… I love you both … now don’t talk to me… I’m going away … to buy some lubricants
5th May 2024 3:42pm
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏!! Brilliantly explained food for thought to those who claim to be insane and sometimes can be a dick all they really need at time's is good swift kick!!
Thanks for the eye 👁 opener sam!!
Please 🙏 keep 👏 on writing ✍ ok 👌 peace ✌ and blessings 🙏 always 💖
Thanks for the eye 👁 opener sam!!
Please 🙏 keep 👏 on writing ✍ ok 👌 peace ✌ and blessings 🙏 always 💖
Be careful you don’t het a kick like mine… thank you for your comment my friend
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6th May 2024 2:02am
You heard the man... plant your seed, Sam. I didn't drive all the way to Texas to kick your ass so you could write poems about it.
You know how I like an audience. Get busy...
You know how I like an audience. Get busy...
7th May 2024 9:32am
How many days are you going to stay in Texas… just so I know how many bottles of lubricants to buy…
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6th May 2024 10:31pm
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7th May 2024 9:35am
7th May 2024 4:15am
I'm going to 2nd a few comments, this was playful and I've brought the popcorn.... so
LJ
LJ
7th May 2024 9:37am
OMG… she brought the popcorn as well… seriously?! Am I on the right site here ?!
7th May 2024 9:16am
This was a fun write, I agree...!
Don't know about her, but I think you sticked it in the right places...
those words in the poem!
♡
Don't know about her, but I think you sticked it in the right places...
those words in the poem!
♡
7th May 2024 9:39am
You think so ?!?…. And what place is that ?!…in the poem of course … just kidding …. Don’t answer that … please don’t answer that … and stop blushing….
