The Madman Show: Duplighost Finds His True Love!

I saw her walking down the street,
I was wearing jeans.
It was like love at first boner.
Damn, get it down,
Get it together...!

"Hi, sweet stranger, wanna fuck in an alleyway and get robbed by fat cops?" She laughs so angelic too... Oh brother...

"I mean, do you...really want to...with me????" I ask out loud and am scared of her answer.

"I mean duh. I bet you're totally hot under that jacket."