I Had a Porno Dream About Barry Gibb

There's just no explaining some celebrity crushes.

Dreamland wants what dreamland wants:)

Yep, I'm blaming it on dreamland.

Bravo! The realness of dreams and how they tend to linger or come true, Hugs and love, Oral

Not sure about the coming true part, but having some kind of dream come true sure would be nice. Thanks for liking.

Fucking great! Did he sing any Bee Gee songs while having sex with you?

Ah, ah, ah, ah, no. He didn't sing any songs. But I think he's still stayin' alive.

HAHAAHA! Funny come back!

Ooo… a BeeGees fan… I can’t live a day without listening to one of theres of course I haven’t fucked any of theres .. well maybe Andy ..

I have a feeling Robin would have been the best lover. So sensitive.

Maybe but come on… Andy, Olivia and me.. we do make a great threesome

seems like a very fulfilling dream

It was indeed.

Well, if i was female I'd probably have a daydream or two over that dude. But, what the hell happened to his brothers in the looks department?  Sheesh!
 And you may be right about the castration!  Men can't make those sounds! He sounds so lovely!  Lol

OK. I became a disco nerd when The Martian came out. Not gonna lie. And I've stayed one.
I just don't know if a man with a voice that high could get it off for me.
But you girl? YAS! Get you your dream porn! Aren't those the best?

Really cute, really relatable, and I love that the fantasy you seek is kind. That's the little detail, the insight to the human condition that I love -- that your imaginary disco lover was sweet to you.

I hope you get the sweetness in your life that your dream-you needs.

As your therapist, I'd like to tell you that it's going to be okay... because you pay me.
As your analyst, I'd like to tell you that Barry has the voice of a siren with blinding, gorgeous teeth; so your attraction is completely understandable.
As your stylist, I'd like to mention that I saw Barry drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's, and his hair was perfect.
As your reader, I have to confess that I found Andy so incredibly attractive that I hardly noticed the other brothers... and I'd still be in bed trying to get back to that dream.

I also thought this poem was majestically imaginative.  I would knight you, but I think Barry was Australian.    

Best comment ever. And you're right about Barry's teeth. I feel vindicated.

Seriously, thanks for the very witty response.

Seriously, I love erotica as a priority in poetry... but I really love your pieces and themes a lot.