StevO Tha Seagull III

It was a beautiful morning, in the seaside town of Tenby.
All the holiday makers were in their best summer garms, lookin' trendy.

StevO The Seagull was gliding around over the town, listening to drill music in his headphones, baring a frown!

Sunglasses on his boatrace, that were balancing on his beak, when he decided to glide down for a better look on the street.

He saw a bald slaphead, with an angry red face, and decided to take a crap, on his head in the place.

The man had a fit Mrs, that couldn't help but laugh, and the man yanked her by her throat by pulling on her scarf!

StevO wasn't having this, and scratched the man up with his claws! He left his face all bloodied up, and the crowd made an applause.

StevO The Seagull pecked the lady's cheek with his beak, and grabbed her hand with his right claw, and sweeped her off her feet.

He dragged her to the beach, and got her away from that creep, and told her that she was fine, and he would keep her out of reach!