Enter Tha Badman

It was 11 AM in Oystermouth Road, of the Pretty Shitty City.

Gino is released from the shovel & pick, years past, without no ass and titties.

He had more in his bucketlist than just to get himself laid!

His barnet was long, wrapped in a bun, and his boat race needed a shave.

He had served a three year stretch for a knife fight out on the roads.

And he was still serving a suspended sentence, which kept him on his toes.

He turns up to his ex spouse's house, to say hello to his son.

Rio, now a teenager, was in need of some time to bond.

His mum let's him go out, to spend time with his dad.

Rio - "You haven't got a shank on you, Pa? I'd hate to see someone get stabbed!"

Gino - "Don't be silly, son, it ain't for me to live a life of loco."

He goes for a spin around town with his yout and stops outside the dojo.

With no gi and unprepared, they both entered the dragon.

Gino recognised the senesai from back in the day. It was the cop who nabbed him.

"I know you from somewhere!?" said Gino Corona with a smirk upon his face.

"Ai, something like that!" replied Corri Coleback, wondering what he's doing in his place.

"We are 'ere for some karate, what do you think we're 'ere for?!"

Said Gino Corona cockily as he swans in through the door.

Corri realises Gino is actually a pretty good martial artist.

Must be all of those street fights, out on the road, when people want to start shit?

Rio enjoyed it heavily also, but Gino enjoyed it more.

Every time he would do a spinning kick, he would look around for applause.

It was shotokan karate, low stance, and heavy hits.

Gino's paired up against a Ukranian chick that kicks him in his bits.

She was quite a lethal weapon, but Gino had the last laugh,

When he gripped her wrist and twisted her up, she wished she never asked!"

Corri's daughter Mary Coleback looked like a karate verision of Amy Lee.

Gino's fantasy, a nighttime snack, a tasty piece of cheese,

She had jet black hair, just like her belt that was wrapped around her gi.

Gino goes home and watches Mortal Kombat to get him in the zone.

He imitates Scorpion's "Get over here!" And even Sub Zero.

Gino Corona was still on the road and selling lots of cannabis.

It paid for his monthly sessions at the dojo so he could manifest.

Gino would pay Corri with a wedge of cash, that stank of grade.

Corri could tell, from the smell, although he would like to think that Gino had changed his ways.

Gino really loved the karate, and it got him on the straight and narrow.

One day, he got his cards read by a woman who does the tarot.

He gets the tower of destruction and the fool's card.

He doesn't like what he sees, and he takes it too hard.

He ends up at a bar and has a drink with his old crew.

He sits with them and lights a cig, and asks them, "What's new?"

Marlon, Gino's homeboy, looked like a young Busta Douglas.

He starts talking dirt on Gino's sensai. "What's up with the justice?"

"Corri Coleback is more than just a cop," Gino Corona says with pride.

Marlon thinks Gino is starting to like police and makes him want to think twice.

Marlon - "People are tink you are informant, tucked in bed with di babylon aha! "

Gino - "I'm dancin' wit the enemy to learn the ways of the dragon,"

Gino - "Don't forget the time he bang your head, and all that carry on?!"

Gino takes a minute off karate while he's trapping,

And spends more time out on the raz getting blotto, and out scrappin'.

Gino weens back into karate, with a wedge of cash on his person.

To pay for his monthly membership, and act like he's been working.

Really, he's been shotting and selling lots of weed.

He turns up to the dojo pongin' of ganja, especially on his gi.

He pays for a fighting license and wants to join the tournament.

Corri thinks he's got potential. He ain't no fragile ornament.

Gino meditated in the sauna and practised his kata in the steamroom.

He carries on walking fast on road, every time that he sees goons.

He learns the Heian Shodan and wipes out his opponent.

Mary bites her lip while watching, like they have a moment.

Gino shows her some moves that he learned out on the streets.

She says, "You'll have to show me that one," Is he in for a treat?

He spars with Shelly, a blonde bombshell and a newly black belt.

She's quite the little dolly bird and hot enough to make the wax melt.

He grips her up, flips her down, and slams her on the mat.

Even tho he thinks he's turned her on, she says, "Ouch! I've hurt my back..."