You`re as nice as a Wetherspoons breakfast

 
     You`re  as nice as a Wetherspoon`s breakfast,you are.
     All the meaty bits are lean,
     All the fleshy bits are yielding,
     And when it`s laid out invitingly,no fat congeals round the bottom.
     You`re  as nice as a Wetherspoon`s breakfast,you are.
      It`s hot,and cheap,
      It doesn`t take long to come,
      And it goes down well,every morning.
      You`re  as nice as a Wetherspoon`s breakfast,you are.