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Part of a Nutritious Breakfast
I know a bird who is also a man
his name is Toucan Son of Sam
Multicolored beak for a nose
sniffs out victims that he knows
Vitamins & minerals fortified
artificial sweeteners I’m mortified
Beware if he flies to your house
Fruit Loops not seen, he’ll begin to shout
Obeying him may keep you alive
A Cereal Killer, there’s no place to hide
his name is Toucan Son of Sam
Multicolored beak for a nose
sniffs out victims that he knows
Vitamins & minerals fortified
artificial sweeteners I’m mortified
Beware if he flies to your house
Fruit Loops not seen, he’ll begin to shout
Obeying him may keep you alive
A Cereal Killer, there’s no place to hide
Published 5th Feb 2024
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5th Feb 2024 10:28pm
This reminds me of a poem I wrote a very long time ago about a cereal killer, lol
Very cool poem, I liked it a lot.
Very cool poem, I liked it a lot.
5th Feb 2024 10:41pm
5th Feb 2024 10:42pm
Sounds like I_IS_ME, we eat tons of cereal. We have at least seven or eight boxes at home right now an we always purchase more. Tight work dude
5th Feb 2024 10:44pm
Who don't love cereal, especially with all of those zany characters from the 1960's-1980's. The more the merrier. Thanks for the feedback.
5th Feb 2024 10:51pm
hello dearest poet I suspect I have come across many cereal killers here... this is great...and funny too...
5th Feb 2024 11:56pm
6th Feb 2024 00:12am
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6th Feb 2024 3:08pm
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6th Feb 2024 3:22pm
Thanks. Those cereal mascots were all around from the 1960's into the 1990's. There still out there but there aren't as many.
