Noel Toy

Gadgets...are a tricky widget;  
we know that it is so,  
where a digit wants to fidget;  
cause and effect to show.  
   
It is a matter of degree,  
from simple to complex,  
or mechanized impossibly  
for trains in future wrecks.  
   
But Yule helps facilitate  
the gears of inner peace,  
by turning down the friction rate  
until our frets decrease.  
   
And so good cheer to one and all,  
Upon this rhyming Christmas,  
and pray your dildos don't install...  
   
a case of vaginismus!