Things I like to use

Your mind is amazing, you capture the best sexual desires of a poet. Reading this again is a must.

Inspired!

Thanks! I appreciate the read and review.

Mm, Dumplin doesn’t roll off the tongue the way the others do. Do they Dumplin?

See?

I love the way your mind works to say the least I would be sexually intimated by you
you seem to know what you're doing while I am a virgin in some regards
this write is inspired and features a side of you I'm curious about so sexy 💕

Thank you my friend.

i'm sure everyone had a great time

Thank you

Everyone in the tight knit crew feels special with their own nickname.

All wanting to please, and not disappoint the “cute” crew boss.

Thank you.

That last line had me spitting my coffee with laughter! I love it!

Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Someone got it!

Thank you WW. I appreciate you.

I also audibly spat my coffee when I read that last line. It’s so blunt, you want to throw the writer a sharpener.
Some great story telling skills in you I can tell.

Thank you my friend. I was starting to worry that being overt had become too subtle. I’m glad you found the blunted point.

I haven't been well recently and this has left me crying with laughter over here, which may have included a lot of chest rattling, you do have a way with words Betty and I absolutely loved this little bomb :)  

Thank you for sharing and for the rattle 😂

Kind Regards :)

-A

Noooo! You got the funk! Nooooooooooo!

Hey, I’m really sorry you feel bad, and I’m really glad I made you feel a little better. Thank you for seeing me.

Get rest and feel better.

I'm digging your style of kink.
You got a nice tool set there...

Yep. I like to keep my tool set well stocked

Hoi hoi
Hope this finds you well.

Love your write.
Don’t know if self mocking is part of your heritage or even if this is meant to be self mocking.

But whatever the details (English is not a language my mum taught me), I love it to bits.
Thank you for writing and posting!
Kind regards, Gus

Hey Gus,

I am a walking trope. So yeah, self depreciation is a thing.

As English isn’t your first language, I’ll unbutton the mystique:

In this case, I was making fun of the man.  

I called my vacuum a sweet name
I called my sex toys a sweet name
I called the man a sweet name

I did it to show they are all just machines I use.  Which really makes fun of us all.  

Thank you for the kind words and the interest in nuance.