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An Eighty-Two-Year-Old's Habits Die Hard

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This New Year's Eve, me soul resolves to take no twit to task --    
'ey, you!  Yes, YOU, you bloody bastard!  Wear a Covid mask!    
And you, you feckin' willy!  Buy a rubber at the bar!    
And every wankered gobshite, get your pissed arse out the car!    
And all you shaggin' tubes not fixed, line up 'ere two by two    
to straight permit me w'etted wit to block each git like you!    
   
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Written by Jordan (D.O.C.)
Published | Edited 17th Dec 2023
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