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An Eighty-Two-Year-Old's Habits Die Hard
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This New Year's Eve, me soul resolves to take no twit to task --
'ey, you! Yes, YOU, you bloody bastard! Wear a Covid mask!
And you, you feckin' willy! Buy a rubber at the bar!
And every wankered gobshite, get your pissed arse out the car!
And all you shaggin' tubes not fixed, line up 'ere two by two
to straight permit me w'etted wit to block each git like you!
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This New Year's Eve, me soul resolves to take no twit to task --
'ey, you! Yes, YOU, you bloody bastard! Wear a Covid mask!
And you, you feckin' willy! Buy a rubber at the bar!
And every wankered gobshite, get your pissed arse out the car!
And all you shaggin' tubes not fixed, line up 'ere two by two
to straight permit me w'etted wit to block each git like you!
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Published 15th Dec 2023
| Edited 17th Dec 2023
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