Delusional British Empire loyalists in belligerent mood, again!

 
By Stanley Collymore

What a load of undeniably,
distinctively ludicrously
and quite thoroughly
embellished nonsense actually coming
from you Daily Mail! So please, simply
do stop this quite evidently delusional
pretension, that our simply, cherished
Britain still obviously rules the waves;
when in clear actuality, what is left of
our navy, truly and rather realistically,
is barely a viable match far less so a
distinctly, and crucially a specifically
frightening one, for the very average
modern day country let alone a very
irrefutably quite well armed nuclear
super power like the Russian state!

Obviously, a most pathetic story then
regarding a British warship and a
solitary helicopter chasing of
a Russian submarine, which undeniably
was specifically, clearly distinctly, even
categorically so by the MoD's, patently
honest, acknowledgement, effectively
quite legitimately sailing in irrefutably
globally recognized and international
waters and specifically well over 100
miles distance in actuality, obviously
from quite the nearest, British coast!
But I surmise, that quite instinctively
for Empire loyalists there's basically
nothing more heartening, for simply
significantly ingrained morons than
obviously, ebulliently reading about
patriotism: faked or otherwise, and
particularly so, when Britain is self-
evidently, in a rather dire economic
situation! And just out of curiosity;
did you idiots know or even bother
to ascertain, that while Britain has
a grand total of obviously, 19, 500
combat troops; in literally marked
contrast the geographically much
bigger Russian Federation, has in
total, more than 375, 000 of them.
Simply and quite logically saying!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
13 December 2023.


Author's Remarks:
The truth is that a British warship and a helicopter didn't chase off anyone. They simply, as they always do, shadowed any Russian submarine or ship before they eventually leave the area involved. To say that however on the part of the Daily Mail hack writers wouldn't make good headlines or get the empire royalist morons riled up and boost newspaper sales.

Furthermore, if this lot and others like them can use the excuse of freedom of navigation in the South China Sea where western warships are concerned, why is it a problem then for them and others who think like they do, when Russia does the same in international waters off Ireland? Unless you're a load of bloody hypocrites, which self-evidently you patently and most brazenly are!

Oh, and in case you cretins are speculating about me and my patriotism, before you start reviving up your noxious and vitriolic comments pertaining to myself, which will literally go through one ear and out of the other, I did voluntarily and of my own volition serve with the Royal Air Force, not for financial reasons or because I needed a job, as it was never going to be my full or only vocation in life, which specifically as my regular readers know was always to be an Academic, and why I specifically embarked on other jobs before I fully engaged in what I always wanted to do.

But speaking of patriotism, I'm absolutely certain, since I'm fully cognizant of how the minds of you armchair warriors and bogus patriots work as you scathingly and vitriolically castigate others you don't have the same sick mentality as yourselves. Oh yes, you'll cheer the Daily Mail and other right-wing rags for their presumably in your sick minds significant and laudable patriotism, just like your own you'll argue; except that you are the very morons who will always from the safety of your basements, flats or council homes as well as your more expensive homes, that will always defend Britain but alas on the part of those that dutifully and courageously do so, your defence of Britain will always be cowardly done on the backs of and to the last drop of others' blood but never your own or that of your family members and close friends.