Hymeneal Quinque

Surely the Olympians were in cahoots      
as Dionysus and Aphrodite      
held mortal thought down to its primal roots      
to groom a groom for Hymen almighty:      
so well worth the inaugural measure      
of extravagantly vaunted inches      
soon donating to the bride's warm treasure      
a dousing launch of seminal riches...      
known to summon vows of divinity      
as if the instance were a baptism      
for the blessed membranes of virginity      
subsiding before inspired jism;      
a newlywed's dearest..."how do you do?"...      
and qualified...as Olympic fondue!