Hymeneal Tria

We can marry up, or we marry down
for elusive conjugal equation
where happiness is a communal crown
of adoration beseeched occasion
setting a standard for communities
about behavioral salubrity
bearing opportunity in unities
of liberating sexuality;

ten times a day if schedules allow...
and menfolk do their share of the dishes
and forswear comments holier than thou
in all expressions of nuptial wishes...
since greater and lesser than the equal
are all the jollies found in the sequel.