Ebay

If you want to sell  
your dirty old boots online
clean them up a bit
don't leave them for me to shine.
 
It's hard to make a buck
when I must do all the work
spit and polishing your old boots
drives me utterly berserk.
 
But then they’ll quickly sell
as they always do
and I’ll be happy as hell
to make a dime or two.