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Aunt Freda’s Chili
Aunt Freda's Chili is oh so good!
She probably makes it more often than she should.
As it won't be long before our stomachs start to rumble,
we’ll all be running for the bathroom, hopefully not to stumble.
The gas is building unbelievably fast!
Oh my, did I just see a cousin running past?
Don’t tell me somebody fed it to the little dog too.
I hope no one steps in that it’s hard to get off your shoe.
Aunt Freda’s chili is mighty tasty, yes indeed.
It’s time to go back for more and enjoy the chili feed!
She probably makes it more often than she should.
As it won't be long before our stomachs start to rumble,
we’ll all be running for the bathroom, hopefully not to stumble.
The gas is building unbelievably fast!
Oh my, did I just see a cousin running past?
Don’t tell me somebody fed it to the little dog too.
I hope no one steps in that it’s hard to get off your shoe.
Aunt Freda’s chili is mighty tasty, yes indeed.
It’s time to go back for more and enjoy the chili feed!
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