Aptly Daily Mail! Could you be any further, crassly up William Windsor's ass?

 
By Stanley Collymore

William is boring, bald and    
serially bad tempered;    
clearly egregiously    
arrogant and obsessively entitled.    
None of which in terms of clearly    
evidently personal, and pleasant    
characteristics, I distinctly really    
find even vaguely attractive and    
which in any forthright and truly    
unrestrained conclusion simply
unquestionably and essentially    
make him a really unendearing    
and characteristically vile man.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore    
5 November 2023.


Author's Remarks:    
William's evident Singapore experience quite outlandishly with an undoubtedly white Caucasian baby in a country that is predominately Chinese, clearly apart from the PR nonsense plus the evident subliminal racist undertones, positively in one distinct respect makes a change from his sort rather continuously biting the hand of Britain's taxpayers!

It also beggars belief at what is actually and quite asininely portrayed as "royal" fealty, and this supposedly coming from, albeit, a white baby just categorically a few months old. How undoubtedly very exceptionally clever, relatively speaking, even these unquestionably, discernibly infant specimens of the supposedly so white "Master Race" are; to instantly in reality recognize precise who William Windsor was and accordingly then even at such a tender age show its evidently loyal obeisance to him. If all of these clearly sycophantic and fawning sheep are to be believed!

Interestingly though from any genuinely intelligent perspective if this baby was one of William's sprogs at that specific age or thereabouts, there's not a snow flake in Hell's chance that presumed or real stranger would have been allowed to stick their finger in any of William's sprogs mouth! And had this stranger succeeded in doing so these identical same prats pissing themselves with quite uncontrollable glee at what this Windsor lunatic did, hygienic reasons apart, in Singapore would be in total convulsions of apoplexy at that same strangers actions and boisterously and vitriolically calling for the very worst punitive actions to be taken against that person!  
 
But with such an assault, for in essence that was rather evidently what it was on William's part and distinctly for obvious PR gain, literally by this Windsor clown or really any of his familial ilk, basically all that these monarchist sheep will see and be firmly of that opinion that what William or any of the others did was in essence undeniably fine, since all their beloved "royals" are crucially essentially germ free Gods and Goddesses!