The parlor

Welcome to our parlor so humble,
we hope the accomodations don't cause grumble.
We aim to disrupt every unpleasant knot,
and to touch your most private spots.
No need to feel shy or uneasy,
in the end we hope you say ' wow they really pleased me.'
so intimate and personal is our approach,
we hope no subject is too taboo to broach.
So lie on back and enjoy,
every single technique we employ.
From the base of the neck,
to bottom of your feet we expect
nothing but smiles and pleasure
to come from our hunt for your treasure.
Let us explore your needs,
and see what expectations we can exceed.
Fingers of magic, like King Midas himself,
Putting your needs first and his on the shelf,
turning your stress and worry
into exultation in a hurry.
do not be afraid to undress,
we are here to relieve your stress.
Open up and let our hands guide us,
on this magical cosmic tour bus.
Welcome to our parlor once again we say,
we hope you come again and again for a stay.