Let Me Axe You Sumtin

      “Little Tina playing with Barbie and Wayne with his Transformer
But in a minute both their rugrats asses will be a motherfuckin goner,
      “Grenade on the front porch, another through the front window
Time for all the hellbound motherfuckas to go,

      “Axe in hand I walk calmly through a shattered door
Witnessing mutilated bodies and half dead motherfuckas on the floor,
      “Better health now is on these poor motherfuckas wish list
Let that soak in like newborn baby piss,

      “My axe taste their skulls, spraying the room in more blood
Only life I’m taken, because death is how I’m showing love,
      “Kill the head and the ass will follow
So motherfucka say goodbye to tomorrow,

      “Fuck a family, they can deal with that crybaby grief
But it is hard to speak with an axe blade exiting through the teeth,
      “Now to hell the hard way is how they will ride
Vacationing for eternity when they reach the other side,
      
      “Consider me the most vicious motherfucka you don’t wanna meet
Because I axe fools down like Nebraska wheat,
      “A day in my shoes is like stepping in dogshit in the sunshine
Understand, my wicked ways are always on the grind,

      “With fools and walking dead motherfuckas I never fuss
Because the only thing between us is hard dick and sagging-ass nuts,
      “So call 911 and have the police to watch your back
But without a head it is impossible to sport a hat,

      “My evil has me under constant fibromyalgia control
That is why my soul is always drowning in a black hole,
      “A beast being molested by demonic freaks
Now found is another headless body under a hello kitty sheet,

      “Once the deadly deed is done I’m back at home
Popping prescribed medication and downing bottles of Patron,
      “Laying back relaxed-everything is now cool
Mentally preparing myself to teach my ethics class in high school”.