"Smash Mouth" (Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth)

Somebody once told me      
The government would own me      
And I punched that stupid bitch in the head      
Left 'em lookin' outta' one      
'Cuz I poked him with my thumb      
In the eye when my fist hit his forehead...      
     
Well, the riots started comin' and they wouldn't stop comin', then shots rang out and they all started runnin'! Never made sense not to own a gun, you might sound smart but your points are dumb. So much abuse, so much deceit, don't be surprised when we protect our own streets.      
If you didn't know now ya' fuckin' know -      
KYLE RITTENHOUSE IS A HERO!      
     
Hey now, grab your AR      
Get your gear on      
Role-play      
     
Hey now, you're a WorldStar      
F'n try me      
Get sprayed      
     
You gotta speak plain to these hoes      
Make 'em understand what they don't know      
     
It's a cruel world but its better than prison      
You'll end up in there if ya' ass doesn't listen      
Think you've got the right, I beg to differ -      
Steal shit from me and you won't know what hit ya      
My patience is wearing pretty thin      
They say we better not but fuck it man, I'm goin in      
The ship's on fire, what's our course?      
I'm puttin' on my jacket and I'm swimmin' for the shore
 
Hey now, grab your AR      
Get your gear on      
Role-play      
     
Hey now, you're a WorldStar      
F'n try me      
Get sprayed      
     
You gotta speak plain to these hoes      
Make 'em understand what they don't know      
     
[Musical Interlude]      
     
Go to the woods (W-w-wacko, w-w-wacko)      
Go to the woods (W-w-wacko, w-w-wacko)      
Go to the woods      
Go to the woods      
     
Hey now, grab your AR      
Get your gear on      
Role-play      
     
Hey now, you're a WorldStar      
F'n try me      
Get sprayed      
     
You gotta speak plain to these hoes      
Make 'em understand...      
     
Somebody once asked "Hey, Sir, do you have a mask? You need to cover up to get in this place."      
I said "No, but don't be a hoe. This is all a bunch of bs, you know, and don't you think it's just a little strange..." 

Well, the riots started comin' and they wouldn't stop comin', then shots rang out and they all started runnin'! Never made sense not to own a gun, you might sound smart but your points are dumb. So much abuse, so much deceit, don't be surprised when we protect our own streets.      
If you didn't know now ya' fuckin' know -      
Just bought an EXPS 3-0      
     
Hey now, grab your AR      
Get your gear on      
Role-play      
     
Hey now, you're a WorldStar      
F'n try me      
Get sprayed      
     
You gotta speak plain to these hoes      
Make 'em understand what they don't know      
     
I ain't fuckin' 'round with you hoes      
Make 'em understand what they don't know