Charlotte and Luke - Truly and unalterably, quite commendably worthy human beings!

   
By Stanley Collymore          
        
Being a jobsworth is so very easy,        
natural and likewise affordable          
these days in an undeniably          
patently and discernibly selfish, gullible,  
actually highly intellectually challenged  
and an undoubtedly, distinctively rather  
dim-witted society that Britain distinctly  
has effectively become that even quite  
sensible and similarly, simply evidently  
Intelligent persons, are really invariably  
basically reluctant to literally intervene  
relative to these repulsive actions, and  
the embedded sickeningly behavioura  
reactions they distinctly have on other  
people's reactions to them; that rather  
instinctively responding very honestly,  
naturally, and also logically fittingly to  
them, is effectively very unfortunately  
so nowadays, distinctly any longer an  
initial response significantly because  
of fear instinctively arising from both  
verbal and physical abuse, in tandem  
with vilely, persistent vilification from  
those that constitute this odious and  
literally noxious, belligerent surfeit of  
animated detritus, simply ludicrously  
but all the same, very preposterously  
basically easily convincingly passing  
themselves off undeniably obviously  
as distinctly, veritable human beings.  
 
Consequently most ordinary folk          
think, and obviously respond        
accordingly, that it's really          
an absolute waste of time attempting  
to persuade, much less so essentially    
convince, these evidently, narcissistic jobswoths they're irrefutably wrong in    
what they customarily, embark on. So
these morons as is their natural wont
indifferently, puerilely and discernibly
also unsympathetically, very toxically
carry on with their general pattern of
doing things and invariably get away
with what they're doing; realizing, all
too well that clearly there're actually
quite few people who're both willing
and likewise too prepared to openly
challenge them and their irrefutably
rather botched activities! Thankfully
though, there're clearly significantly
those who're quite prepared to and
who rather courageously too, buck
this commonly lazy and discernibly          
quite incompetent trend! And both          
you Charlotte and Luke are literally          
unquestionably amongst that very    
impeccably meritorious, obviously    
commendable, and a versatile too,    
outstandingly unassuming throng!    
 
(C) Stanley V.  Collymore          
25 August 2023.    
 
 
Author's Remarks:          
This author is all too aware of the quite disastrous failings and the innumerable damage caused by their selfish actions of the huge surfeit of sick, incompetent, narcissistic and distinctly also the said self-serving jobsworths that literally do ingest all aspects of British supposedly working life; and obviously in response to this is a very determined and equally grateful  thank you to those responsible hardworking members of the workforce who routinely significantly do carry out their assigned duties competently, very professionally and als uncomplainingly.  
 
Two such persons I'd like to mention as well as thoroughly give unquestionably well deserved credit to and say a quite heartfelt "thank you" to. They are in no specific pecking order because they're equally great in my high estimation of both of them: Charlotte and Luke who work in the X-ray Reception Centre of Crawley Hospital, West Sussex, UK.