Today

Today ....  
was one of those days  
that made you wanna say  
"Ok,Cut!who wrote THIS scene?"  
I mean...  
what ever could go wrong  
did...  
I got cussed out by some lil kid  
who couldnt have been more than ten  
now If I woulda popped that child  
in the mouth I woulda  been  
the one committin the sin.  
Got those  bill collectors  
callin me AGAIN...  
Sayin "Hey is this Kandiss?"  
Like I'm their  damn friend!  
Oh and thats not the worst that it gets  
On lunch I crossed the grass  
and stepped in some dog shit  
Now at this point Im cussin  
but still trying to be nice  
until I look across the street  
not once but twice  
because I guess where I parked  
was too close to a hydrant  
Now here comes Kentuckys' Finest  
Smilin ..and all vibrant  
Just cheesin as he writes me  
a ticket...  
and you already know where  
I WANTED to tell  
him to stick it!  
By now my brain is buzzin  
and my teeth started clickin  
and damn it if I didnt drop  
my last piece of chicken!  
Now Im trying to just get through  
to the end of my day  
and I forgot my umbrella  
as it started to rain  
Then I started to unravel  
and my mood got bleak  
Then I realized that  
Thursday is the last day  
Of my work week  
SO I headed to the liquor store  
and bought some Jim Beam  
cause today...  
I feel like  
I took one for the team!