The Jack Off Hour

      “What’s up jackers and jackets. The jack off hour is upon us. Either daylight or night light it don’t matter. So get naked, grab your favorite lube and get a grip on the situation, because it time for the jack off hour to begin.  
 
      “The reason Michael Jackson barely wanted pussy  
Because he was blowing Bubbles constantly,  
      “You can call it his perfected Gorilla grip style  
Letting Mike beat that bleached dick for a while,  
 
      “Sometimes you need that personal alone time  
To make it puke and release that baby-making slime,  
      “Straight cum flow, because I just finished pissin  
One-hundred percent focused with a clear nasty vision,  
 
      “From a dime dropping baddie to even your mama  
Regardless who’s the bitch my dick is going to get this hands-on drama,  
      “Porn can be optional to help set it off  
Because for the next hour I’m jacking this motherfucka off,  
 
      “All alone no tablet, no house phone  
Not another living soul in the motherfuckin home,  
      “Laid back in my favorite sex-stained chair  
Without a damn lick of underwear,  
 
      “Tight grip means my dick has no hope  
Just like a slave swinging from a rope,  
      “Long slow strokes combined with the fast  
With each pull, my muscles tighten as sweat waterfall my ass,  
 
      “Two minutes, Five minutes up to an intense jerking ten  
I launched the first one off, now it’s time to go at it again,  
      “Looking at my limped over dick covered in my nasty nut  
If ole’ girl was here she would have milk-shacked all that shit up,  
 
      “My cell goes off-it’s my mama I’ll talk to her later  
Because I’m on that boss jack-off level of being king masturbator,  
      “Always a motherfuckin distraction, but it will not stop the action  
As lube on a stroked dick once again start attacking,  
 
      “This second nut will take a little longer, because of the drain  
But the final cuming results will be the same,  
      “Either hard or soft one thing I already recognize  
My cum will money shot straight up or ooze down between my thighs”.