GRINCH GOES VIRAL

This year is gonna be different
I ain't gon' let 'em destroy me
and try to ruin Christmas
I gotta hit Mariah Carey or
something she got it popping
And that one song be hitting different
All I want for Christmas is you
Maybe I ask Santa for vocals
Then go door to door
singing Christmas carols
To promote the poem to the Orville locals

Something viral
Something's to distract me from
my life on a downward spiral
Maybe Something Christian friendly
In line with teachings of the
modern day Bible
Addictive, catchy, narcissistic,
for blacks, whites and LGBTQ
Like Dave Chappelle funny
So I garner support from Netflix
and maybe Hulu

It's the Grinch, and I'm back,
and I'm fucking it up
With egg nogg patron and drank in my cup
Propane to flame these rappers who suck
With their hoe hoe hoe hoes and the sluts
Old school flow but feels brand new
Ima chip of the block and already paid my dues
I'ma sick son a gun who states my views

And ain't fucking with bots and no Mainstream news
Green mean pristine outta control
Straight shooter just like a stripper I got a pole
Still up leave no I cannot go
Fall off? Only when I listen to J Cole
Paid self-made and slim thick too
I speak my mind even if it's taboo
In a world of fake where you can barely be you
You are now in tune to Grinch part 2

TikToks in
Scroll down my feed all I ever see twerking
Couple bad women on my line hit 'em in the DM's first thing
They wanna asks for is a Burke
Gotta be a sign like Adam and Eve
When she took from the tree from the mouth of a serpent and gave it to the man as a virgin
And as a result God's son had to carry all the burdens

On IG and it's all violations
Guidelines based off of trolls straight hating
Some get blocked if they say vaccination
While others get to post on the timeline naked
Only fans caking these simps are amazing
Paying for some shit you can get for free
Where Pornhub will give you ten times the content
For no fee or a fraction exclusively
Man this shits a disaster

I was dating this chick who was mad I wouldn't tag her
Daughter of a pastor
Who Wanted to be famous and rich and climb the proverbial ladder
Showed me no love till I said I was a rapper
Took my time didn't even try to smash her

Went to mass and after her dad the pastor called me a bastard
I was shocked 'cause I didn't think pastors cussed
So I looked at dude and said What the fuck?
Then she slapped me, and he slapped her
And ironically I ended up in cuffs
Now I'm talking to a judge whose white as Casper
Who thinks I'm shady like Marshall Mather's
And once asks why'd I attack her
And I stand and say; "Green Lives Matter!"

But back to the topic the flows likes a sea so sick you get nautious
The Grinch is the name and the drip is aquatic
An Orville gangsta, you better move cautious
I come from a place where they slay you
Then artistically wrap you in boxes
And the six-foot drop you experience
Is down the chimney when Santa drops it

I'm highly toxic
Practically radioactive
With a slight chemical Imbalance
ADHD bipolar depression manic
With high level lactic acid, contracted from COVID VAXes
From an allergic reaction I got on the 15th booster package
Not to mention PTSD episodes from failed Christmas interactions

See I'm the one they said ruined Christmas
But they never told you that they ruined me
What the fuck did you think would happen-
When you poke the bear consistently from the age of three?
I had no siblings or a family, then they put my life on TV
And chose Jim Carey to play the part instead of choosing me

I want my royalties Universal call my lawyer
You're all fucking sick sadistic twisted misfits
This is real infringement, and I'm hoping that you all eat shit for Christmas
My life is a movie they sold to children
Intertwined with ideals from their wicked system
Where everyone's rich off of Grinches
Business but doesn't have to deal with the criticism

So here's what we're gonna do
We're gonna make a new movie
Where I'm a star, and you pay me to use me
We'll shoot it in Los Angeles, where it's super bougie
And for mainstream appeal will add unrealistic attainable bodies

We'll add racial slurs to trigger blacks
And sexual ambiguity
Eh, political propaganda
Then titties for continuity
Let's get famous TikTokers like Charlie D and Addison Rae
And, if it is in the budget, guest appearances from
Jake Paul and Summer Ray

Viral
Dopamine
Millions of views and attention
Anything to raise my CPM on YouTube and increase my video time retention
Trending number one worldwide box office hit
Awards galore

So all the big directors sign me and I become and Industry whore
And then at that point when I'm super famous and super rich
And can actually afford to go build or go buy a bitch
And the cocaine lines that I periodically sniff
Get mixed with the gin and juice that I sip
And I become a role model to millions of kids
And lead them to depths of hell in the darkest pits to benefit
And lose myself on constants' trips to reality a back
Where I'm rich, but I have no one I can even share it with
Viral

Like the virus
I wanna come in like a wrecking ball like Miley Cyrus
Take trips to the White House befriend Kamala and Joe Biden
Discuss policies I think we should tighten
While I text Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg about cryptocurrency
And the meta verse then take trips to Waikiki island
Viral, viral, viral
Gimme more

I wanna be recognized by everybody at whole-food's and every other wretched grocery store
I wanna lose control, have multiple baby mamas
And argue mediation over child support
With gold diggers who practice taking off condoms and trapping young stars like me just for sport
I wanna be an idol, worshiped by society
Who's perfect to the public
But hates himself privately, who can't look in the mirror
And is screaming but quietly
And can afford to go anywhere

But doesn't because of anxiety
Anti-social, global, tycoon multi-billion dollar CEO sex mogul
Cover of Forbes court side Lakers games right beside Frank Vogue
Friends with LeBron cp3 Dwayne Wade and movie stars like Will Smith-
The Rock, Angelina Jolie and if she approves Brad Pitt

I Want to be viral
Off the charts
Exponentially big enough to cloud my black heart
Judgment and mind, so I can't even go and find peace within my current life

So viral that I lose my mind
So viral that I can't hide
So viral I convince myself that the only escape is suicide
I want to be viral at any cost
I don't care who gets hurt or the lives lost
'Cause they hurt me first
So I deserve this
I'm the victim
And everyone talks but few hear and none listen

So this Christmas
It's my turn, let me shine
You wanna be viral too?
Well wait in line!
The whole world does
Can't you see it's not just me
I'm just the Grinch and all I ever did wrong was being born green