The Bottom Line --

Yet Beginning at Trump Tower in the Heart of Midtown Manhattan  
and Stretching along the Eastern Side of Central Park  
till Winding through Harlem and the Upper East Side  
and Terminating at the Harlem River at 142nd Street     
       
"Generally speaking, Republicans are mean and dumb,        
whereas Democrats are meek and dumb."      
-- the Trump card      
played but once      
(thus far . . .)        
       
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Up high above Fifth Avenue pumped up in bed plump Donald Trump      
hard humps bumped off Republicans and Democrats pumped dead with lead      
as all deep throating "Donnie" beg His Stable Genius harder hump --      
till countless spirit brains banged out proud hail The Do's swelled weeny head!      
       
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Contest: Where Is the Bottom?      
       
Sponsor: JeremyK      
       
Prompt: Compose a poem 2-4 lines long speculating on something Donald J. Trump COULDN'T do in the middle of 5th Avenue NYC without losing a vote.      
       
Form: Rhyme in Iambic Octameter      
       
Major Literary Devices: Imagery, Allusion, Symbol, Pun, Enjambment, Internal Rhyme, End Rhyme, Irony      
       
Theme: Still Losing Not One Single Vote, The Donald All-Powerful -- At Least on High      
     
Feetnote to JeremyK: The theme of the piece is implicit, my speculating The Omnipotent Donald's actions committed in the Trump Tower on high perhaps effecting the loss of at least one rationally ethical American's vote, or if not a rationally ethical American's vote, possibly the vote of a representative from the political correctness community -- or even perchance the vote of a member of the Christian right. Sincerely, DOC -- "Document On Clarity"