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How To Write A Poem Like Charles Bukowski, Or HAHAHAHA! SUCKERS!!!
First take your prostitute,
one that's been around for a while,
lacking a few teeth, perhaps,
but having a heart of gold.
A sack, too, will be useful.
Next you'll need a handful of sores,
and if they're red and weeping
so much the better:
it fits the objective correlative.
Then you'll need a bluebird,
which will live in your chest
and stick its head out your arse,
singing: 'I love me! I'm great!'
["Wait a minute! This isn't poetry,
it's prose, chopped up
and put on the page
to make it seem like a poem."
"I must confess you're right, dear reader,
but that's what Charlie did.
He wrote prose, and bad prose at that.
This is a satirical poem."
"Ah! I see.
Well, to stop me dying of boredom,
could you liven up the last part of it, please,
with a bit of rhythm and perhaps a rhyme?"
"Righty ho, dear reader,
I'll see what I can do.
Thanks for stopping by,
and enjoy the rest of your day."]
Another ingredient seems to be
grinding poverty and misery
and he glories in it like a pig in shit,
without ever being a real part of it,
without ever wanting to battle it,
to alter it, which after all
is the point of it – isn't it? –
but instead of which he exploits it
then takes that sack
I mentioned earlier,
fills it with cash,
and laughs —
all the way to the bank.
["Will that do, dear reader?"]
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One For TS, Ezra And The Buk
Pound and Eliot, I despise!
That poison pair I'd love to kick!
They ruined poetry for years!
The gruesome twosome make me sick!
The Waste Land's rubbish, utter tripe!
The Cantos? Well, they're even worse!
I don't think I have ever read
a bigger load of awful verse!
Oh, wait a minute! Yes, I have!
That time I had such rotten luck
to pick up – most unfortunately! –
and read a Charles Bukowski book.
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one that's been around for a while,
lacking a few teeth, perhaps,
but having a heart of gold.
A sack, too, will be useful.
Next you'll need a handful of sores,
and if they're red and weeping
so much the better:
it fits the objective correlative.
Then you'll need a bluebird,
which will live in your chest
and stick its head out your arse,
singing: 'I love me! I'm great!'
["Wait a minute! This isn't poetry,
it's prose, chopped up
and put on the page
to make it seem like a poem."
"I must confess you're right, dear reader,
but that's what Charlie did.
He wrote prose, and bad prose at that.
This is a satirical poem."
"Ah! I see.
Well, to stop me dying of boredom,
could you liven up the last part of it, please,
with a bit of rhythm and perhaps a rhyme?"
"Righty ho, dear reader,
I'll see what I can do.
Thanks for stopping by,
and enjoy the rest of your day."]
Another ingredient seems to be
grinding poverty and misery
and he glories in it like a pig in shit,
without ever being a real part of it,
without ever wanting to battle it,
to alter it, which after all
is the point of it – isn't it? –
but instead of which he exploits it
then takes that sack
I mentioned earlier,
fills it with cash,
and laughs —
all the way to the bank.
["Will that do, dear reader?"]
🐦🐦🐦 🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦 🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦
🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦
One For TS, Ezra And The Buk
Pound and Eliot, I despise!
That poison pair I'd love to kick!
They ruined poetry for years!
The gruesome twosome make me sick!
The Waste Land's rubbish, utter tripe!
The Cantos? Well, they're even worse!
I don't think I have ever read
a bigger load of awful verse!
Oh, wait a minute! Yes, I have!
That time I had such rotten luck
to pick up – most unfortunately! –
and read a Charles Bukowski book.
🐦🐦🐦
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