The Rubber Band Wedgie: A Badge of Honor at Big Daddy's

In the world of Big Daddy's,
Where the dance never died,
There was a uniform required,
To work there, you couldn't hide.
It was called the rubber band wedgie,
A piece of cloth so tight,
It felt like a rubber band,
Going up your cheeks, what a fright!
But those who dared to wear it,
Knew it was worth the pain,
For it was a badge of honor,
That set them all apart, in the adult candy land.
The dancers strutted proudly,
In their rubber band attire,
And the people couldn't help but stare,
At the Big Daddy's women, so full of fire.
For in this world of conformity,
Big Daddy's dared to be bold,
To encourage individuality,
And let unique characters unfold.
The rubber band wedgie,
Was more than just a piece of cloth,
It was a symbol of the spirit,
That made Big Daddy's rise to the top.
Though some may say it was crazy,
To wear something so tight and snug,
Those who lived the Big Daddy's life,
Knew that it was all about the love.
For in the world of Big Daddy's,
Where the dance never died,
The rubber band wedgie reigned supreme,
And the spirit of individuality thrived.