When I smelled the chlorophyll from the lawnmower

Thank you sweetie, I appreciate the pat on the ass.. I mean back…

But while your hand is there…

Just kiddin

You…. You…

You threatened to Out Betty me?

You ballsack! Bring it!


(I don’t know if I’m turned on or piiiisssed at your arrogance. I… am… BETTY! Or are you?)

Oh hellNO, you did not just make me doubt my own existence!

I do that shit enough on my own.

Hand me that whiskey while I stare mournfully at the red sky and ponder reality.

How to be a boss bitch:



Shhh. Just stand there and look pretty.

And fill my drink back up.

And if you’re on my staff you better wear the working uniform (holds up black throng)

LOL when he says FINE. *WAVES

Hey Lady,

Want to watch my thread boy clean stuff in his thong?

Have a seat
(pats lap)

The drinks are cold and I bite.

What?!

Rancon! Watermelon Whisky for the Lady!

Shhhhh. Look pretty. It’s not that hard.

Also. Watermelon whiskey is second only to peach whiskey.

As the Grand Potentate of Bettyism

Also? I ripped off the balls of the last person who called me Liz. The fuck? I’m some commoner named Liz?

The Betty has spoken.

Now bend over. We have a uniform inspection today.

Betty!!
Seeing you here on DUP .... is freaking day making, dear lady. Fuck yeah!!

Your delicious flavor and uniquely spun poetic style, for me, is some much needed and longed for creative sustenance. No one satisfies my particular writing and reading cravings/peccadilloes like you do. It's truly awesome to have you back with us! 🦋 I greedily hope you stick around awhile....

Looking forward to reading much more,
🌹💙
-B

*What a killer title!
x

My sweet, if you keep talking like that….

What?

I fucking adore you, and I can’t wait to catch up!

hello lovely one I'm so happy to see you today with a love poem that would melt an angel's heart
you have a way about you unlike any other that is beautiful to me 💕

Thank you my beautiful friend.

Love poems just spill from me like shit from a cow. It all fertilizes about the same, too 🙃

Good to see you!

cow shit really that's what a love poem makes you think of really?? well anyway I enjoyed knowing you were about... I enjoy your rough stuff more...

Honey, love always makes me think of shit nowadays.

It’s not personal I swear.

you know I love you lady I wish it was better you know ❤️

Thanks sweets,

Generally there’s more lube, and people in ball gags,
But I’ve been known to carry a theme every know and then.

Welcome to the nuthouse!

This woman is the main reason I kept my account open yet dormant.  Bar none my absolute FAVORITE
go backwards. Get lost.  🙂

Open Mic Night.   Just fantastic

OMG! You’re making me blush….

In all the places!