Lidl Daze!

I once had some piddles
In Lidl's
I was treated like a rook
Was quite distraught at this look!
I explained
That i couldn't really help it
Weeing all over the sprouts
As i'd been sampling
Lidl's own wine
What goes in
Generally comes back out
They handed me a mop, and bucket
And charged me for the sprouts
And once i'd finished cleaning
They promptly threw me out
I landed on the tarmac
My hands were a little grazed
I'd never had so much fun in Lidl's
In all of my Lidl daze!

by Jemia