Crowding Your Door

Cheeto salesmen...  
as they linger over your brain,  
taking forever to finish their task,  
then shake your limp hand in the end.  
who push their mindless sales pitch  
upon you, crowding your front door, and  
trashing your living room carpet if  
given the chance.  
with a bag of orange Cheetos  
who babble on throughout the night  
to their half-conscious listeners, the latter  
willfully offering up their gray matter  
to irrational half-truths.  
The Cheeto salesmen,
and now we have Flamin' Hot  
hoping to hit on your dew spot  
as they linger over your brain  
at a quarter past rot.