You can't get the stupid grin off my face

It's the shapes that give me the glee
From small to large, from flat to a tree

There's the East-West, and the north-south
The round, the oval, the cone-like mouth

The natural, the augmented, the asymmetric
The shallow, the deep, the romantic

The tuberous, the roundish, the sagging too
The monoboob, and the conical too

The teardrop, the puffy ,the bell
The wide set and the close set as well

The long and the short, the soft and the hard
The drooping, the firm, the floppy, and the bard

It's the shapes that give me the Glee
From small to large, from flat to a tree

So bring out the bras, the cups, and the gauze
Let's celebrate all types of breasts, of course!