Ozzy Osbourne, Voice of Reason

Ozzy wants to go home
says the gun violence in America
is *ucking crazy

he wonders how many more school children
are going to be killed
how many more concert goers open fired on
like in Las Vegas
he's "fed up"
with people getting killed every day

Ozzy Osbourne has more sense
than half of America

"There's nothing united anymore
about the United States"
wisely states the former Sabbath frontman
with an unusually wild past
"America has changed so drastically"

Eccentric old Ozzy
sees the truth

Osbourne used to be happy in the United States
but then he once said
that just being at home
which had everything he could want in it
including his beloved Corn Flakes
was all he needed

that made sense too
at least for him

but now
certainly he knows
Corn Flakes or no Corn Flakes
even one's home isn't safe
in the land of
'Guns don't kill people'

Ozzy's going back to England
to his 350 acre estate

i still love my country
at least I'm trying to
but i know his decision is sensible

i hope his remaining years are happy
serene
peaceful

better chance of that in England
than in the unUnited States

Ozzy Osbourne
who bit the head off a live bat during a concert
forty years ago

is now the voice of reason