Dildo

How many times did you walk by
And seen me in chains
Ignoring me as I screamed your name
Building the pressure while playing your game

I'm your dirty little secret late at night
I'm here to help you do what you like
I'm your very best friend after a fight
I'm what you use to replace the pipes

Any fantasy you dream up
I'm down with it, I don't give a fuck
From those creepy crawlies that like to suck your tits
To those slimy horned pythons that like your pit

I'm down with it, this is my shit
We can go from calm to having a fit
However exotic, however bizaar
Believe me Boo there is nothing bizaar

From sitting on my face to chaining me up
Entering the gates of hell or a straight up fuck
Whispering my name or yelling insults
Just grip me tighter letting your mouth and hips buck

You know I wont stop until you're exhausted or sore
Maybe latter you'll get drippy and hungry for more
But until then just remember mi amour
And put me back into the nightstand until you need some more