Seen It ALL Before!

From my window
I see the ruins
Of Hastings castle
It lies there
Upon a hill
Like a sleeping giant hermaphrodite
The flag pole
Sticks out
Like a small toothpick
On it's chin
Just below it's lower lip
Like it missed its mouth?
It has one breast
And thankfully
Only one penis
Unlike a kangaroo
They have two
It's true!
Its nose is hooked
More Roman, than Norman
At the top of its head
Is a 1960's type of quiff
Possibly a tree
Can't really see
That happens to be growing there
I think (despite any rumours to the contrary!)
Should this giant suddenly awaken
The whole of Hastings
Would be shaken
To see a giant hermaphrodite
Wandering around the town
Although
This is Hastings
No one would bat an eyelid
We've seen it all before
And more!

by Jemia