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I am not crazy (An internal dialogue)
I am not crazy
what!?
I said I ....
I heard you
You are so rude
You've said that too
Will you shut up!?
Make me
How many board feet of lumber are in a redwood tree?
stupid brain, that with keep him quite a while
I'm back and have an answer
Well, how many?
How many what?
How many board feet of lumber?
Oh that, I'm not going to tell you
Why not?
Because you asked
You're rude
You're rude, you're rude, is that all you can say?
I'm not talking you you anymore
Sorry, it's not that easy
WILL you SHUT UP!?
Make me
Arrrgh!
what!?
I said I ....
I heard you
You are so rude
You've said that too
Will you shut up!?
Make me
How many board feet of lumber are in a redwood tree?
stupid brain, that with keep him quite a while
I'm back and have an answer
Well, how many?
How many what?
How many board feet of lumber?
Oh that, I'm not going to tell you
Why not?
Because you asked
You're rude
You're rude, you're rude, is that all you can say?
I'm not talking you you anymore
Sorry, it's not that easy
WILL you SHUT UP!?
Make me
Arrrgh!
Published 1st Sep 2022
Author's Note
By the way the board feet of lumber in a large redwood tree is 516,456 (per the National Park Service). Farmed redwood trees have about 2,000 to 3,000 board feet.
BTW, this was written for the Delightfully Bonkers #2 comp
BTW, this was written for the Delightfully Bonkers #2 comp
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1st Sep 2022 6:23pm
I sell lumber for a living and I didn't know that.
I leave the math to others, just give me the sell price I say ...
Fun read
BIG LIKE
I leave the math to others, just give me the sell price I say ...
Fun read
BIG LIKE
2nd Sep 2022 5:02pm
I am crazy so I understood everything you said perfectly. lol
Yeah, that definitely sounds like an internal dialogue.
The snarky defiance and persistence can be so aggravating.
So rude... I could not help but think of my write "It's not that easy". lol
The mind will never shut up.. it can argue anything, with yourself. :p
Driving yourself crazy. ;)
This is very funny, love it!
Yeah, that definitely sounds like an internal dialogue.
The snarky defiance and persistence can be so aggravating.
So rude... I could not help but think of my write "It's not that easy". lol
The mind will never shut up.. it can argue anything, with yourself. :p
Driving yourself crazy. ;)
This is very funny, love it!
2nd Sep 2022 6:57pm
How irritating and boring if we actually agreed with ourselves on anything. True madness is finding sanity in a crazy world
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The height of fashion next year will be mink lined straightjackets and if we must walk though the valley the madness of our souls, we must walk like we own the place
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Vive la notre folie magnifique
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The height of fashion next year will be mink lined straightjackets and if we must walk though the valley the madness of our souls, we must walk like we own the place
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Vive la notre folie magnifique
