Cheetle

Nomenclature of a bag of Cheetos  
Cheetle is the powder
that stains your skin  
 
getting under your fingernails  
that hide your booger  
made from corn by Frito-Lay  
 
Cheetle is also  
used as a makeup base  
for transvestites and goobers    
 
Cheetos are the food of rednecks  
and people hooked on porn  
also, it's addicted  
 
Cheetle is also known  
to speed up deterioration  
of the male catheter  
 
This author recommends  
that you change eating habits  
and clean your fingernails  
 
get your act together
change your BS lines
and go to bed

DUP will be here tomorrow
so, take a break
and shut up