Set to Stun

Negative critics by and large
Are an utterly useless lot
Whose unsolicited fiat
Is all they know how to discharge
Save, perhaps, for a loaded Glock
Where the trolls, with easy triggers,
Think bullets represent vigors
More so than a pulsating cock.
Yet hate is no manly metric
For anyone with half a heart
Or a fate too soon obstetric
Due to a strike from Cupid's dart
Which is a weapon so electric
It blows troll argument apart!