Reversed Script

I've had ladies that have tried to shoot or stab me
Running up into the club with their fucking crew trying to grab me
Telling all of their lies because they couldn't have me
Even calling me a sorry ass fuck after discovering they couldn't have me

I stopped going to clubs because they were all about that same fuck shit
Waiting until their man went to the bathroom and then coming over begging for dick
Their words will ring forever, "Boo we were so good to fucking gether"
Please let's try for just one more night and see if we were meant to be together

The whole fucking time they can't stop rubbing away in my lap
Ladies with so much fucking skills you can hear my dam balls start to clap
Slick ass motherfuckers continually massaging while giving the bathroom's direction a glance
Fucking knowing that if she gets caught her silly ass motherfucker will have to take a stance  

So to avoid shit I remind them that I'm a sorry ass fucking lay
Then I let it hit full length, jump up and down under their palm like it really wants to play
I'll order me another round and whatever she likes
Then remind her ass that she'd better get back if she doesn't want to fight tonight

The way that I add and subtract, they weren't really in love no matter what they say
When I fucking decided to leave, these other motherfuckers magically popped up the next day
But I don't get mad, I just pack up the dick and continue to move on
I just think that there is something wrong with them mad with me because I won't bring the meat home

But with so many sexually back breaking sessions and them not learning their lesson
Continually served stupid shit on a cold plate, insuring that I'm stressing
The only thing that was running on time was the sex, and hell yeah that shit was tight
But everyone knows that a relationship needs more than sex to keep shit tight

To many cold ass meals were ate while they visited with family and friends
With them coming home after to many drinks looking for a dick that doesn't bend
I took the time and made them bend even knowing that this shit is destined to end
Dutifully we brought each other over the edge, again and again

But slowly and surely, the tentacles were withdrawn from our relationship
Leaving to many pissed off shoulders walking around carrying fucking chips
I thought that they wanted me, but now I don't think that they ever did
Their need for the sexual pain was the only emotion that they never hid