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Redneck Drag Queen
How to stuff an eggplant,
first, put it in the garage
with its Harley
to soak overnight.
Give it a bag of Cheetos
and the TV remote
plus, a new pair of hose.
Last week
he was the Lone Ranger
but no stranger than Pop Rocks.
He is a redneck, stupid,
and not a Drag Queen
I take that back,
maybe he is.
first, put it in the garage
with its Harley
to soak overnight.
Give it a bag of Cheetos
and the TV remote
plus, a new pair of hose.
Last week
he was the Lone Ranger
but no stranger than Pop Rocks.
He is a redneck, stupid,
and not a Drag Queen
I take that back,
maybe he is.
Published 27th Jul 2022
| Edited 28th Jul 2022
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