(Fast And Furious) Cabin Fever

July long weekend
Beginning of Summer
Kicked it off right
Cabin party already
The season's highlight.

Couple days later
About to depart nature
But looks like I been
Bit by dat 'Rona bitch.
(Yay we getta ditch work 😒)

Now me and mine
Gotta Charger to
Avoid city Skyline.
Fast and Furious lives
Now fevered and delirious
(Oh, isn't it hilarious?)

Days one, two, and three
Spent together in bed
(Practically half dead)
Too weak to think
Too sick to drive dick
Too lazy to drift her midrift.

Finally day four
Sun still stayin out
(Babe let 'em buns bounce)
Feelin energy restore
Ounce by ounce

Day five hits
Snappin back
Like where her tits sit
Dealin' with cabin fever
She's on it like a beaver
(Have wood, attack!)

New day dawns
Think this is six
Dame going insane
Wishin I'd make her rain
Break her like a levee
After my Canadian Muscle
(Eh, close enough)
Revs in her Engine.

Hey, who said
Cabin fever
Ain't the best time ever?