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Some people like beef and pork, while others like chicken
They simply don't realize that human flesh is finger fucking licking
Hahaha hang his ass up in the smokehouse after dressing his ass out
No dick or balls will ever touch this fucking mouth

If it has hair on it, then motherfucking skin it
I've got two bitches chained in the basement, that can't wait til I'm back in it
Before the week is over hell the sausage has to get made
But until then we've agreed, the sausage has to get laid

But for now it's back to his ass and packaging him up for the freezer
Tomorrow there will be bar b que and stew, both fucking crowd pleasers
It really makes a chef feel great
To watch them lick their fingers and clean their plates

Earlier I hired a young hitchhiker trying to earn himself a stake
I fed him two bake potatoes and a thick ass human steak
Yes fed his ass well and promised he could work for me all week
Got him fucked up later and at midnight I did creep

Into his room with the ultimate stealth, don't make a peep
Went through his things making sure he's not undercover, in really deep
Satisfied that he isn't like the Grim Reaper, it's time to reap
Why buy meat when it comes this fucking cheap

But be careful he's gotta be kosher, this means slowly bled
Get his ass into the brine let's turn him into corned beef before he knows he's dead
Make those fucking sandwiches piled high, meat still blood red
Business is fucking booming all these truckers must be fed

Summer is coming on with more hitchhikers stopping by
I'm expanding the menu with sample dishes just for the customers to try
Someone said, "it should be murder to sell a burger this big with all of these fries"
I looked at them smiling, remembering how I ground up the arms and the thighs