You've sprung a leak

Silly fun poem, see a advert for a waterproof tape it made me laugh


You've sprung leak

From that constant drip, drip it's clear you have a leak, I'm in no way a plumber but I could take a peak

I would need to get under there, to get a better view, I might have to move some things but it's up to you

Ok then get ready, right I'm going in, I'll be as quick as I can be, oh I can already see the reason way it's plainly clear to see

There's a slit in the middle, the leak it comes from there, I can put my finger in, if you don't mind or care

Oh it feels slippery but the leaks running on the floor, it feels so nice though, shall I put in one more

My god it's dripping faster, I might have to use my tongue, I'll try and lap up the mess, until the leak is done

This is the most delicious leak, even though I'm getting drenched, I'm don't want to stop this leak, it doesn't need a wrench

I think this appliance needs some help, but I don't even have no tape that I could stick, I think the best thing for your hole would simply be my dick

Ron