To Ban or Not to Ban

(A Children’s Poem by Walter’s Alter Ego)

Come on kids and gather around the table
Listen closely to these parables and fables
About how some things may feel a little odd
Because some adults like to put up a façade

Now, love comes in all shapes and sizes
In different colors and so many surprises
And although some people will talk with hate
You see, love doesn’t discriminate

Some mommies like mommies and daddies other daddies
Some love tacos and others like hamburgers with two patties
There’s nothing wrong with what you prefer or choose
As long as you’re happy you’ll never get the blues

Now some of you may already have two mommies at home
And you’ll see they are joyful and how much they’ve grown
But your local politician may be a prick and likes to probe
If he doesn’t like their lifestye it’s because he’s a homophobe

Or it may be, just maybe that he is in the closet himself
Probably hiding buttplugs and dildos behind a bookshelf
Or it may be he’s just a fuckin’ evil politician who acts a thug
Perhaps the perverted motherfucker is on somekind of drug

Better yet, don’t trust this asshole anywhere near you or your friends
The more conservative he claims to be the less he makes sense
In fact, if he says something along the lines, “it’s a secret don’t tell anyone”
This shithead is most likely one of the worst degenerates so run!

But I digress

Now it’s OK to be confused or have questions
Your mom, or a teacher may have suggestions
Life can be a little hard to figure out
And a doctor may be able to address those doubts

But if that elected official wants to dictate your life
He’s trying to implement laws that will cause a lot of strife
Tell your mommies or your daddies not to trust that man
I bet that stupid fartin’ twat is conjuring up an evil plan

If he’s shaming you or your family because they are “living in sin”
I bet he’s doing something more sinister and vile hiding behind a grin
Actually, he’ll tell you they want to ban this poem, this post, this verse
AND I’LL BE DAMNED IF I GET SHOT DOWN FROM THE POETRY UNIVERSE!

(Exhale)

Wally back to you.