Fairy Tales

  The PornoPoet is pleased to present,
some tales you know though somewhat bent.

Rapunzel's hair wasn't gold, it was brown.
It didn't grow from her head, but her pubic mound.

Why Cinderella was the belle of the ball,
she wore Lucite platforms, and that was all.

Pinocchio's nose didn't grow with lies.
It was his woody when he saw naked guys.

B B Wolfe puffed because for two days.
He fucked the three pigs, four different ways.

Now gramma's house was quite the sight.
as red ate that she-wolf throughout the whole night.

Snow White lived with seven dwarves,
she was doing em all, that randy whore.

The prince did not wake, the beauty asleep.
For comatose, he could indulge fantasies deep.

Three bears of men, lived in the woods.
They stole a blonde girl, and ravaged her good.

Jack had Jill, on top of a hill,
got her in trouble.  No BC pill.

Plus an old maven named Lu Lu Larue,
ran a bordello, disguised as a shoe.

Jack was night black, with a giant sized cock.
His lady friends called him, Jack the beanstalk.

And most likely, the ugliest guy in the world,
had as a lover, a ten gorgeous girl.

 Though these tales, I'm sure you've heard.
These are the versions I preferred.